doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just google imaged poop.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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