You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
