Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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