yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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