Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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