Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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