This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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