I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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