All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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