I must be too annoying 4 u.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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