i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
what day is it and did you see me today?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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