I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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