I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize