How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
