just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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