12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
you inspire me to be a worse person
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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