Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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