ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
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We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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