After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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