Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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