Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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