it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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