the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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