btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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