Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
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I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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