i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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