we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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