She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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