C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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