Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I checked into jail on foursquare
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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