Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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