i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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