Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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