I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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