WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
His nipple licking is glorious
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