I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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