Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
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DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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