There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
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I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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