I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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