terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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