I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You made out with two different species that night
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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