Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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