So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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