Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I just gargled with NyQuil
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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