Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
last night I used snow as a chaser
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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