just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You're a waste of cheezeits
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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