So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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