Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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