Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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