i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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