he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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