i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
