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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count

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  You don't understand. I'm not like you.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?

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  It didn't follow directions.

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