There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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