I saw his package. It spoke to me.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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