I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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