next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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